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As the great multi-cultural poet Armando Christian Pérez once said: “Let’s show ‘em why they call me Mr. Worldwide, Hold up!… Cause bitch I’m worldwide.” Today, in a world torn apart by utterly stupid decisions at the political level, these words ring truer than ever. When The Bearded Man tried to tell everyone that he was hot, with his logic being that he was hot because he was fly, and that you were not because you are not, no one understood the logic. And now, when asked where he lives, The Bearded Man can only reply “Bitch, I’m worldwide!” And really, let’s be honest, does anything more need to be said? After all, that’s why he’s got models, and you’re still chasin’ them hoes.